Auch aus meiner Mail:

A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he’d been washing his hair.

The instructions on the bottle said:

1 Wet hair
2 Apply shampoo
3 Lather
4 Rinse
5 Repeat

und noch mehr Mail…

TOP TEN REASONS WHY WINDOWS 98 WAS DELAYED
Extra time to code the Windows 3.1 upgrade path? Yeah, right.
10. It’s a leap year
9. All the programmers are busy working on The House 8. Want to coincide Windows 98 marketing efforts with the ‘98 Olympics
7. The compiler crashed, had to restart it
6. Not enough paper on hand to print the companion book, “Windows 98 Patches and Fixes”
5. “If we just wait until 2000, we won’t have to worry about the millennium bug at all…”
4. Need to erase all the Norton antivirus code that’s still in there
3. Not enough disk space on CD-ROMs—need to wait for DVD technology
2. Just discovered Netscape Communicator 4.0 runs perfectly—need time to correct that
1. “Windows 99” just sounds cooler

Seit das Wetter schöner wird, das Fitnesstraining immer weniger echte und eingebildete Schmerzen verursacht und die äh Bienchen und Blümchen und so ... hmpf? Jedenfalls rechnet bitte nicht fest damit, daß die Einträge hier regelmässiger werden :o)