1) Nothing says “I love you” like oral sex in the morning.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.
3) Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
4) Don’t make us guess.
5) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
6) Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
7) He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.”
Mehr: WOMEN: What Women Should Know und How to be a man (“Every sentence that anyone says can be twisted to have sexual meaning. Twist.”—“Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.”—“Don’t ever notice anything.”)